Smash the Pig slot review

Holden rated this game:

3 out of 5

I gave this slot "Smash the Pig" a whirl, expecting another phony gimmick, but I had to eat my words a bit. The graphic's not half bad, gives me a chuckle—it's like some wise guy put a necktie on a bunch of pigs and told them to play Wall Street. But boy, don't get me started on the music—sounds like a merry-go-round on a bad trip. The bonuses, though? They're decent; smashing pigs for cash isn't the worst way to stick it to the man. Overall, 3 out of 5—didn't win big, but didn't get entirely fleeced either. Just don't expect me to do a happy dance over it.

Bonuses: 4

Graphics: 4

Music: 1

Jack rated this game:

3 out of 5

Ahoy! 'Tis Captain Jack Sparrow here, after a lively bout with "Smash the Pig." Though the seas were rough—lost a few coins, I did, a sum totaling 36960—fortune turned, and I plundered back 43720. Not quite a chest of Aztec gold, but a pirate takes what he can. The tunes offered a merry jig to the ears, score a four out of five. Yet those bonuses, as elusive as the Kraken's lair, only a one out of five, savvy? Graphically, 'tis a solid three, less shiny than a polished cutlass but pleasant as a calm sea. Overall, it's a three out of five for me.

Bonuses: 1

Graphics: 3

Music: 4

Sherlock rated this game:

4 out of 5

In the whimsical realm of "Smash the Pig," I, Sherlock Holmes, found myself indulging in an odd respite from my usual intellectual pursuits. With a stake of mere pence, the cartoonish visuals drew little more than an indifferent gaze, yet the prospect of a strategic conquest piqued my curiosity. To my astonishment, the porcine bank did yield its treasures; a sequence of fortunate smashes propelled me to a windfall of 68,620! The Pick a Pig Bonus was a delightful diversion, bestowing upon me ample multipliers that would make Moriarty green with envy. Alas, hubris is a cruel mistress. My subsequent endeavors saw a plummet of 2,320, an ironic twist worthy of any Conan Doyle novella. Yet, amidst the medium volatility and charming bonuses, I couldn't help but chuckle at the pig's antics, my mood steadfast as my resolve to analyze and adapt. My four-star commendation rests upon the bonus round, a gratifying cerebral exercise. Sherlock out.

Bonuses: 5

Graphics: 2

Music: 4

Stark rated this game:

4 out of 5

Stepping into this "Smash the Pig" slot feels like swapping my arc reactor for a piggy bank! It's quirky, light-hearted, and loaded with features that even a genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist can enjoy. Smashing pigs like a high-tech hammer at a carnival, aiming for that sweet 10,000x top win—they almost had me at the pun. I'll admit, watching my bankroll drop by $47,690 had me more jittery than a system glitch. But as with any good tech, I adapted, recalibrated, and bam! I turned that loss into a $56,380 comeback. Call it Stark luck or just plain skill. You gotta love those bonus rounds, a hearty 4 out of 5 for pulling me back from the red to the black. Graphics-wise, it's not exactly the newest Stark HUD, but it's sleek enough to score a solid 4. A catchy tune keeps the mood light, even if I'm only giving it a 3 — not exactly AC/DC, but it'll do. Overall, I'm handing this slot a well-earned 4 out of 5. Not quite world-altering technology, but it’s sure to keep your spirits as high as your bets. Now, let's smash more pigs and cash in!

Bonuses: 4

Graphics: 4

Music: 3

Vin rated this game:

3 out of 5

Alright, here's the deal. I jumped into "Smash the Pig" feeling like a million bucks – the graphics are top-notch, a solid 5/5; they're crisp, fun, cartoon-style that pops off the screen. As for the sound, it didn't quite match up, just a 2/5 – it needs more punch, more adrenaline. Hitting those bonuses, though, I was hoping for the thrill of the chase, but it was underwhelming, man – a 1/5 for me. Now, the gameplay. It was a rollercoaster. I smashed those pigs like I smash box office records. The moment that bonus hit and I scored big, my energy was through the roof! But it's not all muscle cars and explosion – my wins (43,670) and losses (44,770) were almost neck and neck. Bonus frequency? I'd say a 3/5. Enough to keep me in the game but not as often as I'd like. Would I play "Smash the Pig" again? Sure, I don't back down from a challenge. Overall, it gets a 3/5. It's got the looks, just needs a bit more nitro in the bonus department. Keep it up, and stay fast, stay furious.

Bonuses: 1

Graphics: 5

Music: 2